Fancy A Holiday Wank?

Happy Spanksgiving From Reality Dudes!

We all love a good stuffing. But if you’re not so lucky to give or receive, you may need to take matters into your own hands. Even when surrounded by family and your chances of overeating are at an all time high, the holidays will never get in the way of a good wank. In fact, that little shot of serotonin is an ideal way to deal with the stress of the season. Travel disasters, cooking fails, family fights… masturbation is always the answer to your problem!

The only hitch is finding a moment of privacy. You can always sneak in a jerk under the guise of an extended shower, excuse yourself to a quiet spot for an ’emergency phone call to the office’, or make a last minute ‘trip to the store for whip cream’ so you can rub one out in the car. Get your solid excuses ready, find a secluded corner, and get it done! Otherwise, just wait until everyone is asleep or hold out until you’re back at your own hotel room, if you have one.

What we’re really trying to say is where there’s a will, there’s a way.

Just trying to make it through dinner…

If PornHub teaches us anything, it’s that we’re suckers for seasonal entertainment to fuel our jerk-off sesh. Turkey-coma be damned! I want to see a Thanksgiving orgy! It appears we all take a quick break for dinner, however our wanking cannot be contained before or after the feast.

Pornhub stats give us life!

Does Thanksgiving put you in the mood as much as it does for us? Do you masturbate as a way to cope with stress during the holidays? We want to know!

Join us on Twitter this week to participate in our series of polls so we can find out where you stand.

Stay grateful, dudes.

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