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A how-to guide for watching porn at work

With many studios releasing about 2 scenes a week, it’s practically a full time job to keep up on every release. But you already have a full time job. How will you fit Bromo’s new black on black content into your day?  Well, let’s face it, you work way harder than you get credit for, right? You deserve a few indulgences. And after all, a happy employee is more productive employee. So I here are 5 quick tips on how to watch porn while on the company’s dime:

  1. Channel George Costanza. When George proudly announces that he does nothing at work, his friends are eager to know how he gets away with it. According to him, if you look annoyed at the office, people assume you’re really busy with work. Once you’ve established that ‘busy’ poker face, you’re ready to begin consuming your favorite scenes with impunity!

  1. Mute It! You may not look like you’re enjoying yourself more than you should, but muffled moans may betray you. Not only should you mute the sound, even with headphones on, but also don’t listen to music or other programs. You want to remain fully aware of your surroundings so you can hear co-workers approaching you.
  1. Mask your IP address by using a proxy service such as Hide My Ass you may need to hunt down a proxy service that has not already been blocked by your IT department.
  1. Better yet, use your smart phone – not only will this help you avoid getting caught on your work computer, smaller screens are also more easily hidden or turned off in a pinch.
  1. Be prepared to get caught – If you get caught you can say “wow, my friends really know how to prank me! I can’t believe I actually opened that link!” Or you can use X Hamster’s handy ‘excuse generator’.

Above all, be cautious and don’t let your guard down. Busting a nut should not have to involve burning bridges. Now go forth and fill your face with eye candy!

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