Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody

Men.com Releases New Gay Porn Parody: Spiderman!

On July 7th, 2017Men.com will release Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody, in conjunction with the upcoming Hollywood premiere Spiderman: Homecoming.

 

According to a legal licensing agreement between Sony Pictures Entertainment and Marvel Entertainment, hacks allegedly revealed that the beloved “Spidey” must conform to mandatory character traits which includes being a straight while male.

a. Mandatory Spider-Man Character Traits. Spider-Man (whether Peter Parker or an alternative Spider-Man Character) must always strictly conform to the following “Mandatory Character Traits”:

  • Male
  • Does not torture*
  • Does not kill unless in defense of self or others
  • Does not use foul language beyond PG-13
  • Does Not Smoke Tobacco*
  • Does not sell/distribute illegal drugs*
  • Does not abuse alcohol
  • Does not have sex before the age of 16, does not have sex with anyone below the age of 16
  • Not a homosexual (unless Marvel has portrayed that alter ego as a homosexual)

“Peter Parker and his alter ego Spider-Man must be heterosexual and Parker must be Caucasian” – Stan Lee (Creator of Spiderman).

b. Peter Parker Character Traits. Depiction of Peter Parker or his Spider-Man alter ego must conform to the following character traits:

  • His full name is Peter Benjamin Parker
  • He is Caucasian and heterosexual
  • His parents become absent from his life during his childhood
  • From the time his parents become absent he is raised by Auntie May and Uncle Ben in New York City
  • He gains his powers while attending either middle school or college
  • He gains his powers from being bitten by a spider
  • He designs his first red and blue costume
  • The black costume is a symbiote and is not designed by him
  • He is raised in a middle class household in Queens, New York
  • He attends or attended high school in Queens, New York, and he attends or attended college in New York City, New York.

Contrary to Stan Lee’s straight Spidey, our friendly neighborhood Spiderman swings both ways!

The queer appeal towards Spidey is undeniable- I believe it’s safe to say we all want to see what he’s packing underneath that skin-tight suit! Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody will star Men.com’s fan-favorite Will Braun as Peter Parker, the nerdy yet sexy web-slinger, alongside studs Tobias, Aston Springs, and Myles Landon. The three-part series was shot on location in Spain, and directed by Alter-Sin.

“Men.com’s Spiderman: A Gay XXX Parody deviates from the principles of “Heteronormativity” and sheds light on the inclusion of all sexual preferences, identities, and specifically homosexuality in the forefront of the industry’s most dominating franchises.”

“No one can win every battle, but no man should fall without a struggle” – Peter Parker

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